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Die Hard 2 – The body count

Posted by aonomus on January 3, 2009

So last night I watched the Die Hard movies and noticed that Die Hard 2 has alot of gratuitous killings in it, so here is the body count for laughs (in chronological order with COD):

  • Church caretaker – shot in the face
  • 1 Bad guy – steamrollered by luggage conveyor system
  • 5 SWAT and 1 bad guy – gunfight
  • 3 Bad guys – Bruce Willis’ed
  • 3 Flight crew, 230 passengers, 3+ flight attendants
  • 1 guard and 2 pilots – FM-1 flight crew
  • 1 Bad guy?
  • 1 Bad guy – icicle through the eye
  • 2 Bad guys – snowmobile related death
  • 1 Army special forces member – betrayed by others, knife to the throat
  • 1 Bad guy – sucked into a jet engine
  • 16+ Bad guys on plane – Yippie ki-yea m—–f—er

So at a minimum, 270 deaths

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